What year is this
There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.
Because I can’t even express how uncomfortable I am with my weight without hearing, “If you think you’re fat, you must think that I’m a whale.”
You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.
And now, the weather.
Well that messed me up.
”What we really do” I’M SCREEAAMING!!
this is a hat you can buy
I’M FUCKING DYING
Every time I read this my heart breaks
In tears everytime
this makes me cry every single time i see it
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
the comment perfected this post
2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.
NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES
Let us not forget
They’re trying to kill our childhood.
OHMYGOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO US!!!!
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
adulting all over the place
people who think I’m beautiful:
5. my mom
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
Robert Pattinson holds a special place in my heart
reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to
this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.